Frustration Liberator Pillows

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Broken since March

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Moanathon.

List making as therapy.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Angry tennis player.

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"