Frustration Guru Pillows

'If you want me to stop at any point just shout the release code.' - 'Okay.' - 'The release code is 'A729YXF9'' - 'What?!' - 'Incoming! Heh, heh!' - 'Argh! A2Y... No... Argh!!! A9X72...' -

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Broken since March

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

List making as therapy.

Music Quiz

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Angry tennis player.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Sorry about the expletive."

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Still won't start?"