Frustration Management Pro Pillows

'It ate my credit card and my tie!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

List making as therapy.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"...international crisis, all the little flags have fallen off our map."

New Listings From Frustration House.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"Sorry about the expletive."