Frustration Management Pillows

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Broken since March

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

List making as therapy.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Angry tennis player.

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"Sorry about the expletive."

'It's called 'Frustration'.'