Frustration Management Expert Pillows

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Dude. You seem tense."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Music Quiz

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

List making as therapy.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

'Sometimes I think this is the best part of my day.'