Frustration Philosopher Pillows

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Utopia.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Sorry, all available operators are currently busy saying all available operators are currently busy."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'Time out He pulled a muscle,'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

'If you want to yell at our service agent because you're a frustrated psycho who has no say at home or work, and want to take it out on others, press 1.'

'Do you have a key to affordable health insurance.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.

The screams

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Broken since March

Music Quiz

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Angry tennis player.

New Listings From Frustration House.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.