Frustration Explorer Pillows

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Moanathon.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Sorry about the expletive."

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

The Hold Dance

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

Caged Fury

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'