Frustration Explorer Gifts

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Broken since March

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Moanathon.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Our funding ran out again. Whip up another batch of crystal meth."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

"Our funding has gone into a black hole."

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

The Hold Dance

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Sorry about the expletive."

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'