Frustration Escapist Gifts

The Hold Dance

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I've half a mind to protest."

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

New Listings From Frustration House.

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

'Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.'

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV