Frustration Escapist Gifts

The Hold Dance

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"I've half a mind to protest."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

Message in a bottle.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

New Listings From Frustration House.

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.'

Throwing office equipment out of the window.

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge