Boredom Escapist Gifts

'I'm having trouble sleeping, Rob. Do you think you could explain, one more thing how you picked our mutual funds?'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Second lifeReal life.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Young Houdini

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Do not resuscitate.

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Sleeping Tiger

Job Bored

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

The Meeting: Day Four

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

Message in a bottle.

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"Boxing day is so boring."