Boredom Escapist Gifts

'I'm having trouble sleeping, Rob. Do you think you could explain, one more thing how you picked our mutual funds?'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Second lifeReal life.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Do not resuscitate.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Job Bored

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Sleeping Tiger

The Meeting: Day Four

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"Boxing day is so boring."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."