Boredom Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

Let's start a reality tv show about nana. Who's watch it? Which should I use? � My regular or Japanese trowel? People with overstimulating lives. We'll call it "America's Most Boring."

I think the home improvement shows are officially out of ideas

Do Not Resuscitate

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Danger Noodle tho bored

"What time is it mentally?"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Do not resuscitate.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

Job Bored

'There's nothing on the telly!'

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Power Point Hell

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

The Meeting: Day Four