Boredom Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Do not resuscitate.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Danger Noodle tho bored

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"What time is it mentally?"

"Yay! School is done!!"

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'There's nothing on the telly!'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

Job Bored

The Meeting: Day Four

Power Point Hell

In case of fire, change subject.

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

The Waiting Game