I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.
Boredom Warrior Gifts
Want to delight the boringness-buster in your life? Our collection celebrates the boredom warrior with witty, inspiring, and playful items designed to spark smiles and creativity during those dull moments.
'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'
Bored Room
"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"
Meeting with pillows provided
Kevin couldn't think of a way of explaining to people just how boring his job was.
Power Point Hell
Do Not Resuscitate
"First break since 2008."
Tic-tac-toe
"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."
Woman and TV.
"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."
"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."
The Sleeping Congregation.
'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'
"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."
"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."
"He's been studying The Art of Bore."
'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'
Principles of Anaesthesia.
Book on Thumb Twiddling
"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'
'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'
"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."
Danger Noodle tho bored
Do not resuscitate.
"What time is it mentally?"
"Yay! School is done!!"
A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.
'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'
Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.
'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'
Boredom Warrior Gifts Collection
Boredom Warrior Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs that celebrate the boredom warrior, perfect for inspiring creativity and humor during those coffee or tea moments.
Boredom Warrior Pillows
Add some humor and inspiration to their space with pillows that speak to the creative boredom buster.
Boredom Warrior Prints
Find art prints that capture the spirit of the boredom warrior, ideal for inspiring or amusing any creative space.
Boredom Warrior T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for boredom warriors, blending wit and creativity into wearable art you’ll love to sport.