Boredom Warrior Gifts

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'

Bored Room

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

Meeting with pillows provided

Kevin couldn't think of a way of explaining to people just how boring his job was.

Power Point Hell

Do Not Resuscitate

"First break since 2008."

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

The Sleeping Congregation.

Woman and TV.

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Danger Noodle tho bored

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Do not resuscitate.

"What time is it mentally?"

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'