Boredom Warrior Pillows

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'

Bored Room

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

Meeting with pillows provided

Kevin couldn't think of a way of explaining to people just how boring his job was.

Power Point Hell

Do Not Resuscitate

"First break since 2008."

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

Danger Noodle tho bored

Do not resuscitate.

"What time is it mentally?"

"Yay! School is done!!"

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'