Boredom Survivor Pillows

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

"Just in case the conference call runs long."

'I know it's a boring show... but the remote is broken.'

The Meeting: Day Four

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Do Not Resuscitate

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

The Sleeping Congregation.

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"I don't think we can put off dealing with 'presenteeism' any longer."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"What time is it mentally?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Yay! School is done!!"

Do not resuscitate.

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'