Boredom Expert Pillows

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Adventures of God

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

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I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Tic-tac-toe

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Chairmen of the Bored

'Bored?'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.