Boredom Expert Pillows

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Tic-tac-toe

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Chairmen of the Bored

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Bored?'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"Business has been steady."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"