Boredom Analysts Pillows

Well done, Jim. If only I could sleep at home like I do through your presentations!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

The Sleeping Congregation.

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Do not resuscitate.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Beached Whales

The Meeting: Day Four

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

Job Bored

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Rainy Day, Boredom

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

The Waiting Game

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Boxing day is so boring."

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."