Boredom Philosopher Pillows

The Waiting Game

"No, Mike, we're NOT. And it only makes this meeting seem longer with you asking 'are we there yet' every 5 minutes!"

"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Do Not Resuscitate

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"What time is it mentally?"

Do not resuscitate.

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

Power Point Hell

'There's nothing on the telly!'

The Meeting: Day Four

Job Bored

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'