Burnout Warrior Pillows

'I still have alot on the ball-I'm just too tired to bounce it.'

'I can't stand it any more. My workload is killing me. I haven't slept for weeks.'

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"First break since 2008."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

How to recover from a bad day

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

Exhausted employee

"I don't think we can put off dealing with 'presenteeism' any longer."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

Burn out

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."