Bored Warrior Pillows

A bored unshaven guard sat on a chair.

Do Not Resuscitate

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"First break since 2008."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Woman and TV.

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Burn out

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"What time is it mentally?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Do not resuscitate.

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Baseball is boring."