Bored Explorer Pillows

Aurora Boring Alice

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Crab with a clown face.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"You have arrived at your destination."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Things that scare Jimmy

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

No crawling sign in the desert.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"Boxing day is so boring."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Catching Coconuts.

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.