Bored Explorer Gifts

Aurora Boring Alice

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Crab with a clown face.

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"You have arrived at your destination."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Things that scare Jimmy

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Baseball is boring."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

No crawling sign in the desert.

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Boxing day is so boring."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Falling Down: Horror Movies for Leaves

Catching Coconuts.

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

...and now Blue Planet two...