Boredom Navigator Gifts

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tic-tac-toe

The Sleeping Congregation.

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Do not resuscitate.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Beached Whales

Rainy Day, Boredom

Power Point Hell

Job Bored

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

The Meeting: Day Four

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

"Boxing day is so boring."

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'