Boredom Navigator Gifts

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

The Sleeping Congregation.

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Do not resuscitate.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Beached Whales

The Meeting: Day Four

Job Bored

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

Power Point Hell

Rainy Day, Boredom

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Boxing day is so boring."

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"