Boredom Gifts

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

Do not resuscitate.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'Anyone who believes that time is merely an abstract concept, never waited in all day for a delivery...'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Job Bored

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Tic-tac-toe

The Sleeping Congregation.

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Beached Whales

"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."

The Meeting: Day Four

Power Point Hell

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

Rainy Day, Boredom

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

The Waiting Game

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!