Boredom Artist Gifts

"Shredding their toilet paper roll because you were 'bored' is still not a good excuse."

Do Not Resuscitate

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Do not resuscitate.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"What time is it mentally?"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Danger Noodle tho bored

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'There's nothing on the telly!'

Power Point Hell

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

Job Bored

The Meeting: Day Four

In case of fire, change subject.

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'