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I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

"Shredding their toilet paper roll because you were 'bored' is still not a good excuse."

Do Not Resuscitate

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Do not resuscitate.

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"What time is it mentally?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'There's nothing on the telly!'

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Power Point Hell

The Meeting: Day Four

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

Job Bored

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'