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Bored Meeting

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Cut and Run

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Shipwrecked.

A Bubble of Countryside.

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

The bus home.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Desert Island Business

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."