Stress Escape Artist T-Shirts

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'The action they're taking is early retirement.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

'When the going gets tough, Pomeroy goes to lunch.'

'I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"This is Heaven ... There are no meetings!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Crib Escape