Chore Escape Artist T-Shirts

Big Sneeze

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Crib Escape

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Fox hunting.

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route