Boredom Escape Artist Pillows

Bored Meeting

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

Cut and Run

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Shipwrecked.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

A Bubble of Countryside.

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Desert Island Business

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

The bus home.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'When the going gets tough, Pomeroy goes to lunch.'

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'