Boredom Boss Gifts

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Adventures of God

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Woman and TV.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

Chairmen of the Bored

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Bored?'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'