
Book on Thumb Twiddling
Are you searching for a unique gift for the boss who seems to have mastered the art of boredom? Our collection offers playful, creative items that can lighten the mood and add a dash of humor to any office or casual setting. Perfect for the boss who appreciates wit and a touch of originality, these products are designed to entertain and inspire. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts, find something that shows you see their creative side—especially when they're feeling uninspired.
Book on Thumb Twiddling
Do Not Resuscitate
'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'
'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'
'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'
The Adventures of God
Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-
"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."
I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!
"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
Tic-tac-toe
"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
Woman and TV.
"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"
Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.
The Sleeping Congregation.
'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'
Chairmen of the Bored
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."
"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."
"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."
'Bored?'
"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."
'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'
"He's been studying The Art of Bore."
"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."
"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"
'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'
'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'
Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven
"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."
"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."
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