Boredom Blaster Gifts

Man naps during eye test.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tic-tac-toe

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Chairmen of the Bored

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Woman and TV.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'