Boredom Busters Gifts

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

'Same old, same old.'

'As the trial is not as juicy as we thought it might be, one of our jurors requests permission to knit.'

'We're running into a problem every time we try to monitor the eye movement of visitors on your website.'

"There's nothing good on. Want to put a fork in the microwave and watch the lightning show?"

"I spy something blue."

"During difficult times people often reach out to find new sources of entertainment."

Chairmen of the Bored

"Ennui is only as exciting as you make it."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

"My teacher says I lack 'intellectual curiosity,' whatever that is."

"I'm bored!"

Tom would go to almost any length to liven up a dull meeting.

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

'Why don't you change the channel while we're still awake?'

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

'What's new?'

Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

So busy...

'I said I was bored, not unconscious.'

"Business has been steady."

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

The worst part is, I didn't even want that worm – I was just boredom eating.

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"What do you do when you can't sleep?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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The Adventures of God