Boredom Buster Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey look, the shiny thing is shining... just like yesterday... and last week... man I wish they'd put a tv in here.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Chairmen of the Bored

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

Woman and TV.

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'