Boredom Buster Enthusiast Mugs

'Hey look, the shiny thing is shining... just like yesterday... and last week... man I wish they'd put a tv in here.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Adventures of God

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Woman and TV.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

The Sleeping Congregation.

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Chairmen of the Bored

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"