Boredom Appreciator Mugs

Do Not Resuscitate

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Yay! School is done!!"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"What time is it mentally?"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Do not resuscitate.

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

Power Point Hell

Job Bored

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

The Meeting: Day Four

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

In case of fire, change subject.

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'