Boredom Embracer Mugs

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Adventures of God

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tic-tac-toe

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

The Sleeping Congregation.

Woman and TV.

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."