Boredom Connoisseur Gifts

La Vie en Beige

Twitter - Get a life.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'Bored?'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."