Boredom Connoisseur Gifts

La Vie en Beige

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Bored?'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"