Boredom Aficionado Gifts

'This is a serious issue that should be thoroughly reviewed and discussed, until everyone is bored hearing about it.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"What time is it mentally?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Do not resuscitate.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"Yay! School is done!!"

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

Power Point Hell

Job Bored

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

In case of fire, change subject.

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"