Boredom Aficionado Pillows

'This is a serious issue that should be thoroughly reviewed and discussed, until everyone is bored hearing about it.'

Do Not Resuscitate

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"What time is it mentally?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Yay! School is done!!"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

Do not resuscitate.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

Power Point Hell

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Job Bored

In case of fire, change subject.

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'