Boredom Beater Gifts

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Adventures of God

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tic-tac-toe

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Woman and TV.

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Chairmen of the Bored

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Principles of Anaesthesia.