Boredom Breaker Gifts

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Beached Whales

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Tic-tac-toe

The Sleeping Congregation.

Deja Vu.

Rainy Day, Boredom

Tick.

Snow Scene

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Chairmen of the Bored

Woman and TV.

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."