Boredom Fighter Gifts

'Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You can only hope the second day of the rest of your life is more interesting.'

"www.www.www...."

"I am not now, nor will I ever be, bored enough for pinochle."

Do not resuscitate.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"You know there's nothing good on TV when you've spent the last hour watching an eye floater."

"My next topic is infinity."

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Chairmen of the Bored

Woman and TV.

The Sleeping Congregation.

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."