Boredom Battler Gifts

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'Slap me when he's done. I'm putting myself into a self-induced coma.'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

In case of fire, change subject.

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

"And now let's get into the details."

'Chair goes up!' - 'Chair goes down!' - 'Chair gets stuck.'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"I'm so bored, I'm waiting for a fire drill."

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'This guy is a verbal infinite scroll.'

'Ah, my very own tomato plant! How exciting!' - 'Grow! You lousy twig!' - 'Okay, bored now.'

Doug never misses the late show.

Yawning at the Laundry

Job Bored

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Yay! School is done!!"

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."

"Soooo... What are we going to do with ourselves?"

'Wake-up dear...There's an add break...That'll put some excitement into watching the cricket.'

'I'm getting awfully tired of reality T.V.'

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

7,506-Night Stand

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"What time is it mentally?"

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

Do Not Resuscitate

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."