Boredom Brawlers Gifts

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Do Not Resuscitate

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Woman and TV.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Danger Noodle tho bored

Do not resuscitate.

"What time is it mentally?"

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

Thinking outside the box.

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'