Burnout Battlers Gifts

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Do Not Resuscitate

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Man running in a hamster wheel

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

Exhausted employee

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"What time is it mentally?"

Thinking outside the box.

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."