Breakup Battlers Gifts

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Run, Mike, Run!

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

The breakup

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Thinking outside the box.

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'You have an excellent worker's comp case for job stress.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"It's a mug's game!"

Winter workplace cabin fever.

Unpaid overtime.

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

All the little irritating moments had merged into one long job description.

The planned obsolescence blues