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Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Run, Mike, Run!

The breakup

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

Thinking outside the box.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'You have an excellent worker's comp case for job stress.'

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

Winter workplace cabin fever.

Unpaid overtime.

"It's a mug's game!"

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

All the little irritating moments had merged into one long job description.

The planned obsolescence blues

"I'm not 'coercing' anyone. I'm just explaining what you must do to avoid going to hell."