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The beginning of one of those days.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Thinking outside the box.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

Gas Bill

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'You have an excellent worker's comp case for job stress.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

Knights of the Coffee Table

'One of those days, huh?'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"