Bad Day Battlers Mugs

The beginning of one of those days.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Thinking outside the box.

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Gas Bill

'Life is all about balance. That's why you're overworked and underpaid.'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'You have an excellent worker's comp case for job stress.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'One of those days, huh?'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"You have a giant rip in your pants."