Backyard Battlers Mugs

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

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'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Run, Mike, Run!

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"A little high and inside."

Heat and Food Poisoning

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

Window in the Outfield.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

"It's a mug's game!"

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

'I've heard of couples arguing over the bedclothes before, but for them to call the police is ridiculous!'

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

"Go to bed!""No!"

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

How To Play Tennis

Decoy hamper

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

Mother nailing child into bunk bed.

"I've got two teenage daughters and only one bathroom! This is the only way I can take a shower!"